{"id":3011,"date":"2013-08-28T19:28:33","date_gmt":"2013-08-28T22:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cms.editora3.com.br\/select\/estaremos-comunicando\/"},"modified":"2022-12-09T00:00:19","modified_gmt":"2022-12-09T03:00:19","slug":"estaremos-comunicando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/select.art.br\/estaremos-comunicando\/","title":{"rendered":"Estaremos comunicando"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prezados fornecedores: informamos que n\u00e3o estaremos sendo interessados em promo\u00e7\u00f5es imperd\u00edveis, ideias de novos consumos impensados, sugest\u00f5es de produtos jamais cogitados e muito menos convites para estarmos sendo amiguinhos na suas animad\u00edssimas p\u00e1ginas no Feice. N\u00e3o estaremos usando sua #hashtag no Twitter para estarmos concorrendo a descontos pega-trouxas e a produtos fora de linha cobrados a peso de ouro em 200 mil parcelas na nossa fatura mensal.<\/p>\n<p>Contudo, entretanto, estaremos ficando muito irritados toda vez que quase estivermos batendo o carro para estarmos atendendo uma mensagem imbecil sobre um show da banda que nunca estaremos conhecendo e estaremos enfartando sempre que o nosso celular apitar no meio da madrugada, para estar avisando que nossa internet estar\u00e1 funcionando assim que o seu sistema estiver sendo restaurado. Por isso tudo, estaremos deletando todas as operadoras de celular, servi\u00e7os de tev\u00ea a cabo e estabelecimentos comerciais que estiverem enviando mensagens de texto via celular e estaremos agendando nossos advogados para estarem tomando as provid\u00eancias. 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